He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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