The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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