Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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