There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
whose ass print is on the piano?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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