kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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