they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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