do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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