I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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