No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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