Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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