Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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