she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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