mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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