i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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