I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
