i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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