We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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