If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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