talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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