Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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