They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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