Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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