i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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