Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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