I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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