when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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