plz talk dirty to me
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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