i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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