She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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