I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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