I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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