sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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