if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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