I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My bed smells like the plague
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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