Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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