my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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