What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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