goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
this hospital has no fireball
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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