I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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