Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
