You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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