When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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