i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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