I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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