Do vagina's smell?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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