I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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