no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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