i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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