I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You are the jesus of drinking
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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