I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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