I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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