This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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