also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I love having hate sex.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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